If you ask me that qustion one more time.....

I'll....I'll.....

Oh heck, I must have gone over the scenario a million times in my head. Some vicious comeback to the question so innocently asked. NO I had these children myself, thank you! I conceived them in the traditional manner, if you MUST know, went through nine month of pregnancy, had the labor pains myself too!

I'm NOT their FLIPPIN' GRANDMA!!!!

Did you know that the question, so innocently asked, has put over $150.00 into the hands of Oil of Olay shareholders?!! Huh? Did you? I now not only obsess over chin hairs, now it's wrinkles and father time and oh, my!!! Wait.

I AM a GRANDMA.

I forgot.

Just not to these two cherubs before you.

My bad.